: Zoom: Academy for Superheroes
If you want to study what makes a bad film, this would be an ideal candidate. I thought it was low-budget and targeted at kids when I saw the promos, but its technical quality is well above a made-for-DVD release and it’s got an impressive cast (Tim Allen, Courtney Cox, Chevy Chase, etc.). The basic concept of the film isn’t that bad — a school for kids with super-human abilities — and I was surprised to learn it was based on a comic book series. The script even has a little humor and isn’t the worst. But somehow nothing comes together. Every joke falls flat, the pacing is jerky and awkward, as though the editors were on speed with they put it together, logic and realism is thrown out the window, everything’s a stereotype, and it soon seems as though the film’s only reason for existence is to humiliate one-time stars (like Chevy) with dreadfully unfunny scenes like having a skunk spray right in his face. Literally this is probably the worst film I have seen in my entire life. It’s unspeakably bad. I’d give it a negative rating if I could.
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